That's "attention deficit craft disorder." Yup--I've got it. Here are the symptoms: you begin a project with feverish excitement, say, a wool felt paper doll. The gears on your sewing machine are burning up, and you can see the lovely finished product in your mind, even the little girl who will, in a few days time, play with the doll, humming while she puts on this little pink dress--
wait. You remember that you still haven't figured out how to personalize your packaging. Sure, your brown paper bags sewn with a zigzag edge are cute and eco-friendly, but do they scream "Little Pink House"? No! You must find a way to put your stamp on that mailer--
wait. Rubber stamps! You can make your own rubber stamps! Off you go to the art store to get all this stuff (yes, leaving the half finished dolly right on the feed dog, needle poised-but-lifeless above her):

And don't worry that you don't actually know how to make rubber stamps. Martha's gonna show you.

You come home and dive right in, first making a word that reads left-to-right and, consequently, reads backward when you print it (in acrylic paint, which looks terrible, but you were too cheap to buy the inks Martha recommended). Then you discover you're not yet good enough to carve out all the details on the house stamp you try to make, and you abandon the whole mess on the dining room table--not to mention all those rubbery crumbs all over the floor--and head back to the studio to...finish the doll?
No! To make a tiny-house hoop, silly. But you don't finish that either because it's not long before you decide you need to go to the craft store and buy stamp pads (for $1)--after all, you've never followed the letter of Martha's law (The woman has scads of money, after all, and you don't!), just the spirit.

There. Now you're ready to give this a go again.

It's clear I will never seek treatment because mine is a
functioning madness.